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"[Strange] put nine drops of the [insanity] tincture into a glass of Vin Santo and drank it down.
Immediately he became convinced that all the cupboards in the house were full of pineapples. He was certain that there were other pineapples under his bed and under the table. He was so alarmed by this thought that he felt hot and cold all over and was obliged to sit down on the floor. All the houses and palazzi in the city were full of pineapples and outside in the streets people were carrying pineapples, hidden under their clothes. He could smell the pineapples everywhere- a smell both sweet and sharp.
Some time later there was a knock at his door. He was surprised to find it was now evening and the room was quite dark. The knock sounded again. The landlord was at the door. The landlord began to talk, but Strange could not understand him. This was because the man had a pineapple in his mouth. How he had managed to cram the whole thing in there, Strange could not imagine. Green, spiky leaves emerged slowly out of his mouth and then were sucked back in again as he spoke. Strange wondered if perhaps he ought to go and fetch a knife or a hook and try and fish the pineapple out, in case the landlord should choke. But at the same time he did not care much about it. 'After all,' he thought with some irritation, 'it is his own fault. He put it there.'"
- Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell

well fuck

Tue Nov 10, 2009, 6:24 AM
  • Mood: Distracted
  • Listening to: mashup of christmas music and hiphop
  • Reading: throne of jade (temeraire series) - naomi novik
  • Watching: teen titans/heroes/the room
  • Playing: L4D/beatles rockband/persona 3
I have so much stuff I want to upload but I'm stuck downtown cat-sitting for the next two weeks, hence no scanner or anything and goddamn I just fail so much you guys. I'm sorry. I'll make it up to you guys by trying to be funny in this OC meme, because I'm TRYING NEW THINGS.

Wait wait before I get started I've decided I'm going to go as Jinx from Teen Titans to Sakuracon/Kumoricon. Does ANYONE know how I could coerce a wig to emulate her hair, I'm drawing massive blanks. Also where I could get pink cat-eye lenses. Ty in advance



~ Rules:
~ If you don’t have at least 8 OCs I wouldn’t recommend this meme
~ Add on questions to this meme! It will make it bigger! (bold your questions too) (FUCK THAT DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG THAT TAKES)
~ TAG PPL PLZ
~ Enjoyyyyyyyy!


1) First list all your OC’s by first name so we can see your list of all your wonderful OC’s:

1. August
2. Quinn
3. Gedric
4. Gwen
5. Beatrix
6. Bell
7. Jack
8. Nik
9. Jane
10. Gabriel
11. Eleanor
12. Luc
13. Anthony
14. Austen
15. Gryffin
16. Julia
17. Adam
18. Dmytre
19. Isola
20. Craig
21. Seamus

I have more but I want to stop

2) Who is your favorite OC?

Oh man I love them all I could never really pick a true favorite. But I do have especially soft spots for August and Quinn.

3) Who is your least favorite?

Probably Isola, she's a shallow bitch.

4) Who is your most developed?

Uhhhhhh probably either August, Gwen, Gedric, or Quinn. At least, their backstories are the most fleshed-out.

5) Which OC would you want to date if they magically came to life?

OH OH OH AUGUST AND QUINN AND GEDRIC ALL AT ONCE

6) How many girl OCs do you have? Boy OCs? It OCs?

In that list I have 7 girls and 14 boys. But I have more than that so fsdlfk

7) If you were stuck in a burning building what do you think the third OC on your list would do?

Gedric would be a valiant soldier and get us both out of there alive or die trying. That or he'd scream like a little girl and I'd have to get us out and complain to Bell (his girlfriend) afterward

8) Name one thing you regret about one of your OCs.

wat. Like something bad that happened to them that I feel sorry for them for? Uhh I'm sorry Bea and Quinn that you were raised in a heartily bigoted (almost typed bigtoed lolololol) country where your natural coloring is considered untrustworthy and alarming

9) Which of your OCs do you think would make the best father/mother/it parent out of all your OCs and why?

August is by far the family man of the group, he'd be a wonderful dad (and actually Gryffin and Julia are his kids but he doesn't actually have them for a while).

10) Which of your OCs do you think will most likely be put in jail?

Well at one point in his life Gedric was extremely lucky never to be put into it, but he's on the straight and narrow now (mostly) so I don't know if he really counts. Maybe Craig and Seamus would get thrown in jail for a night for getting smashingly drunk and then being obnoxious in public or something. Or maybe Gabriel since he actually like murders people and stuff. But he generally is very sneaky about things so it would really be a question of who was caught first/most easily so Craig and Seamus lose.

11) The eighth of your OCs was put into the future! What will their job be?!?

;-; nik is dead so he job will be MORE DEAD

12) Name the first OCs catch phrase! (if they don’t have one just make one up)

August: I'M A BADASS MOTHERFUCKER AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT oh hey gwen ilu

13) Do all your OCs live together or are they separated?

Oh yeah all 21+ of them live together in a house a shack really in the middle of the wilderness relying on each other for
Okay I can't even continue that. Well while they were a family (read: while all of them were still alive) Nik, Jane, August, and Gwen all lived together. Now Nik and Jane are dead but they'd still be living together if they weren't. Seamus and Craig are roommates (and cousins), Bell and Gedric live together, Jack and Gwen live together about half the time, Bea and August eventually live together (along with their children once they're born), uhhhh August and Quinn and Gedric generally try to room together whenever they're out on missions... I think that's it. Oh wait while Eleanor was alive she and Gabriel (and of course their son Gedric) lived together. But once Eleanor died Gabriel left and Gedric lived alone.

14) Are there any pairings that are in your OC list? (they can’t be with someone else's)

August and Bea; Gedric and Bell; Nik and Jane; Gabriel and Eleanor; Luc and everyone (but they don't know it yet); Gwen and Jack, though Gwen is also in love with Quinn who is in love with her so there's a love triangle in the works; and then Isola and Luc are each others' booty call so I guess they're together in the loosest sense of the word.

15) Your seventh OC switched bodies with you for a day! How will they react at the end of the day?

I have no idea but if I was in his body I'd be like "I'M A HOT GUY FUCK YEAH TIME TO PICK UP SOME WHORES" and then I'd do that all day. Except by whores I mean other hot guys because women are gross

16) Your last OC just became a fifteen year old. What do they do?

Seamus already acts like a fifteen-year-old so he'd probably only notice when he was turned away at bars and then he'd be pissed.

17) Now randomly select a person on your OC list. Who was it?

I'd lecture about how it's impossible for the human brain to be random but I won't and instead I'll just lament how neither Demytre nor Adam nor Anthony nor Austen has been mentioned once so far boo hoo

18) That OC you just chose? Yeah they think they are superman (even if they are a girl) and are on the roof about to jump off.

I'd tell them to stop being drunk/high (because that would extremely unusual behavior for either of them) and get down from there before I'm tempted to push them off

19) Are any of your OCs bored of this meme?

They're blissfully unaware that it even exists

20) Would your second OC prefer the beach or the mountains?

Mountains because Quinn is one pale sombitch and would be sunburned in about two and a half seconds flat just from thinking about a beach

21) Would your tenth OC battle a shark?

YES AND HE'D WIN because even though he's a dick Gabriel is a CHAMP

22) Which OCs hate each other?

Pretty much everyone who's aware of Gabriel dislikes him in some form or another (except Eleanor because she loved him while she was alive, but he really didn't start being QUITE such a jerk until after she died) but Gedric and Nik both really hate him. Gabriel hated Nik (again, while Nik was alive) but is mostly indifferent about his son.

23) Which OC did you create first? And last?

I'm pretty sure I made Gwen first... And I can't remember whose character came to me last but I named Jack last so I'll say him? Even though his character has been around a while...

25) And if those two were fighting, who would win?

Oh damn that would be the battle of the fucking CENTURY man, since they're basically joint-High Magicians of their country and are immensely skilled in teh majiks so they'd probably kill each other before a winner could truly be declared... Gwen is stronger but Jack is more strategically gifted so it would be hard for either to gain the advantage over the other.

26) Are your OCs fat or skinny?

Gwen and Jane are rail-thin; Bea is fairly curvy, though not fat; August, Quinn, Gedric, Adam, Seamus, Craig, and Nik are all soldiers, so they're muscular; Gryffin is fairly muscular; Austen, Luc and Gabriel are slender/muscular (and all devilishly handsome to boot) (also, it can be mentioned that Gedric looks just like his dad, except his hair is a few shades lighter and his eyes are green instead of Gabriel's brown); Isola, Bell, Julia, and Eleanor are all somewhere between thin and curvy; and finally Anthony, Demytre, and Jack are all thinner and more scholarly (though Jack also has to be able to defend himself in case his magic isn't enough to drive off attackers so he's toned, if not buff).

27) What are your first 2 OC's favorite foods?

Neither August nor Quinn is a picky eater, and since they're soldiers and spend a lot of time abroad eating rations they've learned not to develop favorites or least-favorites. They eat whatever. However, they're both fond of good, classic home-cooked meals, as corny and cliche as they are.

28) If your listed OCs were in a fight to the death, who would emerge victorious?

If magic was allowed: No survivors, most likely. Gwen and Jack would kill everyone else quickly and then as previously stated they'd kill off each other.
If magic was not allowed: Nik because he's the one with the most experience, training, and knowledge of hand-to-hand combat. Though it could also be his son August, depending on the ages of the combatants (if Nik was older, then August's youth and higher stamina could help him stay alert and quick longer and might be enough to secure himself a win).

29) There's a zombie attack and your OCs are stranded. Who do they elect to be their leader?

They'd probably break into groups. Gabriel would be the leader of himself and Eleanor (who would be sticking with him out of loyalty more than anything, though he is quite capable of taking care of himself; Gedric would try to plead with his mother to come with him instead but he probably wouldn't be able to convince her); Isola would scoff and go off by herself (and probably be killed but hey no one would particularly miss her save Luc, and then just for vain personal reasons); and Nik would lead everyone else.

30) During said zombie attack, who's the first to die?

lolol Isola.

31) Your Tenth OC had their cookie stolen! What do they do?

Gabriel doesn't eat cookies who do you think he is a WOMAN
cookies are for the weak

32) Tag three or more people!

IF YOU WANT TO DO IT DO IT AND SAY I TAGGED YOU

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[link] this guy's a goon but he has cool music thought i'd show you and see if you thought he was cute

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